These made me laugh, lots.
I'm Truly Sorry For This, But You're About to Hear About the Last Marathon I Ran
How to Brag About Doing an Ironman
That Ironman one?? Guilty as charged.
Neighbor sees me putting my bike on my car: Hey! Are you training for something?
Me: Me? Ah, well, just doing an Ironman in a few months. That's all. I'm meeting up with some friends. We're going to ride 50 miles. Maybe 60 or 70. I'll do whatever they want to do. *shrug* Bye!!!
Also, I saw a car the other day with an Ironman Finisher license plate. Um, yes. WANT. I shall redecorate my entire home and car and everything else with Ironman Finisher memoribilia once this is over.